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A few months ago in the San Francisco 944 mag, I featured a write-up on a website where stoners post the "brilliant" ideas they have whilst high, for their fellow smokers to enjoy and for the rest of the world to make fun of. Today I stumbled upon a website which leads me to believe that Harvard Professor David Edwards has either been surfing www.highdeas.com, or hitting the Roor Icemaster himself.

Edwards, you see, has developed a device which enables a person to basically eat by breathing, a process he calls "whiffing." Le Whif is a device which users use to take hits of food particles small enough to become airborne, but too large to get sucked into the lungs. Le Whif has no calories and as of today, comes in three chocolate flavors: mint, raspberry and dark.

Why anyone would want to suck chocolate air is beyond me. Dear Mr. Edwards: Dude, you are completely off your rocker. I think your idea is super whack, but please feel free to give me a call when you invent snortable bacon.

http://www.laboshop.fr/store/en-gb/item/lewhif3pack.html