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Now that summer is upon us, I feel it is my duty to warn the public about a little-know killer. Kiddie pools are not only an enjoyable device that allows people to bake in the hot sun while wading in six inches of their own bodily filth, they also take lives. You may think to yourself … that could never happen to me … those pools are too shallow … I'm a fantastic swimmer. But let me tell you my friends … you are wrong. So the next time you find yourself and your loved ones having a little too much fun in that murky, muddy, grassy water, you remember to be careful, take precaution, and slow down, because a fun day in the “pool” could instantly become horrifying.