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Uh, I'm not 100% sure what's going on here, but I'm going to take a stab at it and say that this is the website of a German entertainer by the name of Dieter Thomas Kuhn. Okay, so the dude uses hot rollers or a curling iron to do his hair, but he has just about the greatest website ever. I just dragged off an hour of my workday looking at the thing, and I don't even understand German. I encourage you to do the same, but if you have a mean boss or whatever, just click on the key called "Vergangenheit" and then select "Mediathek." The first video (the one on the far left) features him doing various behaviors such as relaxing in satin pajamas, holding a quill pen, and taking a bubble bath all accompanied by what I assume is his fine, fine music. The whole thing just makes me want to strap on a fanny pack, stop shaving my legs and spend about five months in the Fatherland. Germany, today I salute you.