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Valentine's Day is this weekend, and you have a choice, Singletons. You can wallow in loneliness, drunk text your ex and have a threesome with Ben & Jerry, or you can grab some friends, put on that party dress and road trip to Dallas for NBA All-Star Weekend. Umm, can we say no-brainer?

This weekend has a plethora of killer parties in DFW, including 944's shindigs at The Boardroom and Ghostbar, featuring Snoop Dogg, Common, Russell Simmons and more. In honor of our weekend-long bashes, here are some Snoop Dogg jokes to have on hand:

WHY DOES SNOOP DOGG CARRY AN UMBRELLA?
Fo' Drizzle.

WHAT DOES SNOOP DOGG USE FOR LAUNDRY?
Blee-otch!

WHAT DID SNOOP TELL 50 CENT WHEN HE SAW HIM PUTTING ON A SWEATER?
Hey G, you knit?

WHAT DOES SNOOP USE TO WASH HIS CAR?
His hoes.

(Oh, snap!)